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Chapter 3 - What a Joke!

[Anchor... is going to treat a GIRL after the {Test} event... Heh.]

[Way to go Anchor!]

[Anchor definitely is brave!]

«[### has gifted +1 charisma]»

«[### is looking at Anchor weirdly]»

"Fuu..." Xiao Shen looked at the screens before his eyes and could not help feeling like he was going crazy. He reached into his pocket and felt the smooth notes. They were as real as ever.

"Hey, Dong Wang," Xiao Shen took out a few notes and showed them to his friend. "What are these?"

"Eh? Is that not a 10 yuan note?" Dong Wang adjusted his glasses and peered at the money.

"It's a ten yuan note..." Xiao Shen frowned in thought.

The money was f*cking real!

It was real!

Did this mean that the other gifts were real too?

The prospects made his heart speed up.

He thought about the other gifts and the corresponding screens appeared.

«[### has gifted [+1] enlargement pill]»

«[### has gifted you [+1]

«[### gifted [+5]

«[### has gifted Anchor +10

«[### has gifted 10,000 RMB!]» [received]

«[### has gifted [+1] luxury car!]»

His throat moved as he involuntarily swallowed.

If, if he could 'withdraw' all these gifts, could he still be considered as an ordinary university student?

He willed it and 'withdrew' the +1 aura that had been gifted to him. With a zing in his ear, a pill appeared in his pocket.

"Aiyah..." Dong Wang narrowly avoided bumping into a guy in front of him. "What is up now?!"

"It seems like there is a problem." Xiao Shen raised his legs up in tiptoe and tried to look ahead.

"It's obvious, genius!" Dong Wang pushed up his glasses with his index finger. "Go check what's up ahead!"

"Why don't YOU go check!!" Xiao Shen raised a brow.

"No way!Trudging my way through this kind of crowd would definitely be the death of me!" Dong Wang vehemently refused.

"That's why you have to exercise, dumbass!" Xiao Shen rolled his eyes. He walked forward into the crowd and was met with fierce resistance!

Discontented mumbles followed him as he pushed and shoved gently, but, even after all his stress, he had not gone forward by a single centimeter!

"No good! This won't do! At this rate, I'll have to spend the night in the classroom, what the heck is holding them up, even!" Xiao Shen frowned and touched his pocket.

The Aura pill was still in there!

Curious about it's effects, he flicked it and tossed it into his mouth. It was rather sweet, and was crisp on the outside while soft on the inside!

Instantly, a great pressure burst out of his body, making the crowd unconsciously part ways for him. The bodies of his fellow course mates formed two walls as though he was some kind of army general, making a straight path for him.

Xiao Shen pursed his lips. "..."

Dong Wang's eyes widened. He took off his glasses and wiped his eyes to make sure that he was not seeing things.

Is it just me, or did everyone instantly make way for Xiao Shen?!

F*ck! When did he become a celebrity!

The students who were standing on both sides of the human wall were also very confused.

_Why the f*ck am I stuck standing in this position?!_

Xiao Shen twitched his lips and went forward as though it was a normal occurrence, while the screens in his sight exploded with comments.

[Anchor is super cool!]

[Auramaxxing!]

[Agreed!]

[Agreedx2]

[Agreedx3]

[Agreedx4]

«[### has gifted +1 Aura!]»

«[### has gifted +1 Aura!]»

«[### has gifted +1 Aura!]»

«[### has gifted +1 Aura!]»

"....." Xiao Shen was speechless.

He walked over to the front of the human wall and found a fainted lady on the floor.

His eyes widened in shock.

Wasn't this the lady lecturer who had just had a class with them?!

There were a few students gathered around her in a bid to resuscitate her.

"Ol' Bai, try pouring more water and see if she'll wake up!"

"I've poured enough water to fill a swimming pool! All that's left is for us to just take her over to the Yangtze kiang and dump her in!"

"Should we take her to a hospital or something?"

"I'm not going to touch her! She's Lecturer Chen's wife!"

"Yeah, dare touch her, and you'll definitely get beaten to death!"

Lecturer Chen was a teacher at the department of Physical Education and was also the president of the Martial Arts Appreciation club. Even though he had a few slivers of gray hair, he was still more jacked than all of them combined!

"What happened to her?" Xiao Shen raised a brow in confusion.

It couldn't be that she had medical problems, right?

"She suddenly fainted! Hey, Student Shen! Help carry her to a hospital!" One of the guys around her replied.

"Yes! Student Shen can carry her over to a hospital while we go over and call Lecturer Chen!" A female student nodded her head.

However, Xiao Shen was not even listening at all.

Instead, his eyes were focused on a hopping figure that was making it's way away from the crowd.

Xiao Shen blinked twice and rubbed his eyes.

The thing was still there.

He even slapped his cheek twice and shook his head. The hopping figure did not disappear, and instead approached another person.

F*ck, is that not a vampire?!

[Jiang Shi are Chinese equivalent of vampires, but are not vampires 'per se'. They are reanimated corpses that feed on the life force of living beings and as such, are closer to zombies.]

[Anchor has to stop that Jiang Shi!]

[I bet anchor can defeat it in six strikes!]

[Six? Anchor can definitely defeat it in one!]

«[### has started an event: Jiang Shi Hunting!]»

«[### has pledged [10] points of Celestial Energy on defeating the Jiang Shi in three strikes!]»

«[### has pledged [16] points of Celestial Energy on defeating the Jiang Shi in six strikes!]»

Xiao Shen had a dumbfounded look on his face. He had just found out that these vampiric zombies actually existed in real life, and now he was expected to fight it?

Ha!

What a joke!

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