Xiao Shen chuckled to himself and turned around to leave the area. It was three o'clock in the afternoon and the sun was still hot.
How was he expected to fight?!
Besides, he did not know any martial arts techniques or have any traditional 'evil warding' talismans or anything.
However, as he walked away, minding his own business, he nearly tripped and fell over.
This was not because there was something in his path, and neither was it due to him stumbling on his shoelaces or some other obstacle in his path.
Instead, he sheer amount of messages that popped up in front of his eyes, along with the 'ding' sound that accompanied each one, was enough to completely disorient him!
He wobbled on his grey for a few seconds before coming to.
The few people around looked at him and gave him strange looks. "Hey! Don't tell me you want to faint too!"
"You're not a pretty girl, surely we brothers will only kick you in the ribs!" Another said, shaking his fist.
There was a thud at the same time, followed by gasps of shock and surprise, as another person suddenly fainted.
F*ck!
The group of students instantly distanced themselves from the pretty female lecturer!
They all had the same thoughts on their minds at that moment in time.
Holy cow! I hope it's not contagious!
The students that made up a human wall earlier also seemed to have recovered from their 'half-awed' state as a bespectacled girl came out. "No, no, there is no such thing as contagious fainting. I am a student of the Huaxia University's School of Medicine and Medical practices Faculty's 9th department's 10th class, and I can assure you that such things are a hoax."
With her glasses glinting in the light and the white lab coat draped over her dress, one would naturally be inclined to believe her.
She adjusted her glasses and prepared to explain more, only for her eyes to suddenly roll to the back of her head while her body swooned and fell.
F*ck! She had fainted too!
And she was the one saying that fainting was not contagious!
Like a flash, everyone distanced themselves from the area. Some directly left entirely, trying to avoid trouble, while some people took out their phones and began calling 110.
Even more people, however, directly began filming the event.
In Weibo multiple posts with the hashtag, '#contagious fainting at university!'
began appearing all of a sudden.
Xiao Shen, however, saw the Jiang Shi hop away from the medical student's body and go towards it's next victim.
What, you thought it was fleeing earlier?
Naive!
This vampire zombie was actually looking for another target!
[Streamer Shen, I would advise you to try beating this Jiangshi.]
"Hell no!" Xiao Shen yelled out loud. This time, he could literally hear a voice in his ears as though someone had spoken to him. He turned his head, but found no one.
[Doing so can attract more viewers to your channel!]
"No way!" Xiao Shen shook his head. There was no one around him, just where was this voice coming from?!
The people around could only see a young man suddenly start talking to himself and quietly shifted their cameras to face him...
[This would definitely bring you plenty of benefits!]
[Trust me!]
"Trust you, how can I trust you!" Xiao Shen shook his fist. "I don't even know who YOU are!"
A voice suddenly appearing in his head, surely he did not have a ring with a grandpa in it!
[Consider me your content editor, or your channel moderator or whatever. The point is that I'm here to help you!]
[Celestial energy is definitely a very good thing! You cannot afford to miss it!]
Though it was skeptical, especially since it esd coming from a random voice in his head, Xiao Shen was slightly moved.
He was gifted 10,000 RMB earlier, was it not currently in his pocket?
This meant that he could 'withdraw' these gifts into real life!
Since he would get 'points' of some sort of 'celestial energy', which, supposedly, was a very good thing, didn't that mean that he would receive some kind of energy?
Energy was power!
Qi and spiritual energy was used by the main characters of wuxia and xianxia novels to do manu fantastical things. Mana was used in many xuanhuan novels and allowed the main character to do even more miraculous things.
"Aiyah... Then what do I have to do?" Xiao Shen said with a tinge of regret.
He was convinced that the weird sh*t happening to him was not real, and, yet, it seemed real!
[Interact with your viewers, obviously! Who knows what good things they'll gift you!]
"Interact... f*ck!" Xiao Shen cursed out loud.
Did this not mean that he would have to say all those cringe worthy lines that livestreamers used in their livestreams?
In public too, even at that!
[Have thick skin!]
The voice chided him once more.
Xiao Shen awkwardly smiled and waved at the air. "Hello..."
Multiple messages appeared in his line of sight instantly.
[Hey, Anchor!]
[Awaiting the event!]
[Awaiting the event!x2]
[Awaiting the event!x3]
[Awaiting the event!x4]
[Awaiting the event!x5]
[Streamer Shen, repeat after me alright? 'The event is going to start in a few seconds!']
The content editor's voice sounded in his ears.
Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips and broadened his smile. "The event is going to start in a few seconds!"
[Make a palm and fist salute while asking them to lend you strength!]
He thickened his skin and made a palm and fist salute. "As the event begins, please lend me your strength!"
[Uwaah! Anchor has finally noticed me!!!!! (✷‿✷)]
«[### has gifted x5 Strength!]»
[We're with you, Anchor!]
«[### has gifted x5 Strength]»
[It's just a Jiangshi, Anchor needs only one punch to KO it! Sending strength is useless~]
«[### has gifted [+1] strength pill]»
[Anchor definitely needs to look cool doing it!]
«[### has gifted
"...." Xiao Shen was speechless once he saw the bullet comments.
F*ck! When the hell did he get so awesome and cool?!
How was he supposed to KO an undead on one punch?!!
What kind of Xiao Shen were these fellows even seeing?!